Wednesday, March 12, 2014

DID ANOTHER STAND UP AND THE GHOULS ARE REALLY PUTTING ON THE PRESSURE...I AM NOT FEARFUL...

IN FACT IT'S AMUSING...lAST THINGS FIRST...STOPPED BY 99 LACIENEGA, AND ALREADY THE GHOULS HAD CONTACTED THE PERSON WHO LAST EXAMINED ME, HER SON BEING A WRITER...AFTER LEAVING DR. CHARLES (THAT NAME KEEPS POPPING UP CHARLES LIKE IN CHARLES BUSSEY, FIRST HUSBAND) AND LOW AND BEHIND THERE WAS THE NAME OF DR. PAULA WEINSTEIN, MY VERY FIRST GYNECOLOGIST WHEN I ARRIVED FROM NEW YORK, IN STE 203, I WAS TOLD THAT SHE ONLY COMES IN PERIODICALLY, YET, THERE WAS A WOMAN, WHO WAS PROBABLY PAULA WEINSTEIN WHO HAD HER FACE CHANGED FEIGNING A HEART ATTACK, MOANING AND GROANING GIVING A VERY POOR PERFORMANCE, AND SHE KEPT SAYING, "THAT'S HER...THAT'S HER...SHE USED TO BE ON BEVERLY BLVD ACROSS FROM CEDARS, NOW SHE IS ACTUALLY IN THEIR FACILITY...

LAST NIGHT I DID ANOTHER STAND UP ROUTINE, UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T GET TO THE PUNCH LINE, THEY SAID MY TIME WAS UP, BUT HERE IS MY ROUTINE IN FULL, SINCE IT HAS ALREADY BEEN RECORDED BY THE GHOULS LIKE MY PLAY THE ACTRESS AND THE AGENT, LIKE MY SCREENPLAY, WHEN THE DEVIL PLAYS WHICH CAA HAS AS WELL AS THE INFAMOUS WILLIAM MORRIS ENDEAVOR...NOW WE ARTISTS ARE SUPPOSE TO WORK FOR FREE, NO FAIR, I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT FOR WAY TOO LONG, TIME TO PAY ME FOR ALL MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES...

WHAT WAS INTERESTING WAS THAT THE WOMEN OUTNUMBERED THE GUYS EASILY 2 TO ONE, AND EVER TIME I HAVE GONE UP TO DO MY STAND UP, I'VE ALREADYS DONE SOMETHNG DIFFERENT...SO YOU WOULD AGREE I'M SURE IT'S MORE CHALLENGING TO CREATE A DIFFERENT ROUTINE EVERY TIME THAN CONTINUE TO DO THE SAME THING AS THE DREAD LOCKED GUY, WHO THE GHOULS ATTEMPTED TO SET ME UP WITH, SO HERE'S MY ROUTINE, AND IT'S COPYRIGHTED...
(C)COPYRIGHTED 3/9/2014 BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL

"mS SCARLETT, mS sCARLETT, PLEES DON'T ASK ME BOUT BIRTH'N NO BABIES, i DONT KNOW NOTIN' BOUT BIRTHIN' NO BABIES...
nOW mISSY CALM DOWN, i WANT YOU TO GO ASK mAMMY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW mAMMY KNOWS EVERYTHING...

YOU'S RIGHT...BE RIGHT BACK...
mAMMIE, mAMMIE, mS sCARLETT WANT YOU TO EACHME 'BOUT BIRTHIN' A BABY...SINCE YOU KNOWS EVERYTHING...

YOU'S RIGHT, i DO KNOWS EVERYTHING...COME A LITTLE CLOSER CAUSE THE WALLS GOT EARS...nOW, i WANT YOU TO GO BACK IN DERE, AND SHOVE THAT WHITE DEVIL BACK UP DARE, ALL THE WAY UP...

oH mAMMIE THAT SOUNDS HARSH..."

lET ME SAY DID, WHEN DAT BABY SEE YOUR BLACK FACE FIRST THING IT GONNA CALL YOU IS A NIGGA...

mAMMIE, i STILL CAN'T DO IT, CAUSE, CAUSE DAT BABY...COULD BE MA BROTHA OR MA SISTA...

mISSY YOU BEEN DRINKIN' THAT LICKER RHETT BUTLER BOUGHT FOR ME?
nO mAMMIE, JUS' THAT i KNOW STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME? (tHIS IS WHERE THEY CUT ME OFF SAYING MY THREE MINUTES HAD LAPSED)  (NOTE:THIS IS WRITTEN PHONETICALLY FOR ALL YOU COLLEGE GRADUATES WHO ARE SAYING SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL

SHOOT i HATES IT WHEN SOMEBODY MAKE ME WRONG...gIT ON OUTA HERE GAL, LET ME GIT BACK TO MA WORK WITHOUT WAGES...
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yOU KNOW i FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHO i CAN ATTRIBUTE MY X RATED MIND TO, i WANNA GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE...mY mOM AND dAD ON MY FOURTEENTH BIRTDAY TOOK ME TO hARLEM AND rED fOX WAS PERFORMING AND HE ANNOUNCED MY NAME AND WISHED ME A hAPPY bIRTHDAY AND rED fOXX DOING THAT MADE ME FEEL SO IMPORTANT LIKE i WAS SPECIAL AND i HAVE MY MOM AND DAD TO THANK FOR MAKING ME FEEL SPECIAL, ALWAYS BE AN ADVOCATE  FOR YOUR FAMIL AGAINST WHOMEVER...AND REMEMBER NOBODY'S PERFECT, EXCEPT FOR ME, HEH, HEH...oH i'VE GOT A STORY i HEARD ABOUT rED AND lIZ tAYLOR THAT lIZ tAYLOR WAS ADMIRING rED'S DIAMOND RING AND ASKED, "rED CAN i TRY ON THAT LOVELY DIAMOND RING YOU'RE WEARING...sO rED fOXX EING THE GENTLEMAN HE WAS TOOK THE RING AND LET lIZ TRY IT ON, AND AFTER HER ADMIRING IT FOREVER IT SEEMED, rED ASKED FOR HIS RING BACK, AND SHE COULDN'T GET IT OFF HER FINGER...sO THAT'S HOW lIZ tAYLOR GOT rED fOXX'S DIMAON RING. RUMOR HAS IT.  i ADDED HOW TAYLOR GOT HER WHITE DIAMONDS.
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yOU KNOW WHAT CAR i'D LIKE TO HAE SEX WITH, IF IT WERE HUMAN, THE tESLA, iT'S ELECTRIC SO IT'S FRIENDLY TO THE ENVIRONMENT, AND i BET IT COULD BEAT A fERRARI, IT'S THE KIND OF CAR, IF IT WERE HUMAN AND WE WERE DATING, THAT WOULD BUY ME FLOWERS, AND WANT TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX."
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NOW WHAT WAS INTERESTING IS THAT I WALKED OUT DURING A FIRST TIME PERSON DOING STAND UP FROM CANADA WHO DID A ROUTINE ON TWO TYPES SHE LIKES, PEDAFILES, AND FAT MEN, THEN QUICKLY ADDED, SHE PREFERRED FAT MEN, AND HOW THEY WERE SMARTER THAN SKINNY PEOPLE, HOW WITTY RIGHT? WELL AS I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE CLUB THE HOST MADE IT A POINT OF SAYING THAT THIS WAS HER FIRST TIME, THIS WAS SUPPOSEDLY TO MAKE ME FEEL AS THOUGH I WAS NOT AS TALENTED AS I AM...WHICH HAS BEEN GOING ON FOREVER, WHICH IS WHY I HAD TO WORK TO SUPPORT MYSELF FOR 58 YEARS, BUT ALSO DO COMMISSION ONLY SALES, AND TAKE CARE OF MY INCONTENENT MOTHER, MORBIDLY OBESSE, AND SUFFEREING FROM DEMENTIA, AND OF COURSE I HAD TO FILL OUT ALL OF HER PRESCRIPTION FORMS FOR MEDICARE, SO SHE COULD BE REIMBURSED, WHILE SHE AND HER BOYFRIEND OF THE TIME ERIC, (SUPPOSEDLY MY FATHER'S BEST FRIEND) WERE LIVING TOGETHER, WHO SUDDENLY SUPPOSEDLY LEFT HER STRANDED, AND HE WAS ORIGINALLY FROM ATLANTIC CITY, (NEW HBO SERIES) AND THEN THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO ATTEMPT TO TAKE MY SCREENPLAY ETC. SO I GUESS MY SISTER MOTHER, FATHER HUSBAND, BROTHER ETC. ETC. MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN IN ON THIS RUSE...
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NOW I PHONED SOCIAL SECURITY THIS MORNING AND AFTER WORKING FOR 58 YEARS, MY SOCIAL SECURITY GROSS IS APPROXIMATE $1600 PER MOS. AND MY SCREEN ACTORS GUILD PENSION IS NOW DOWN TO $304(AND OF COURSE ALL YOU GHOULS WERE WAITING TO KNOW THIS RIGHT) THE SAD PART, IS YOU FIGURE IT OUT, AND BOTH MY SOCIAL SECURITY AND PENSION IS GOING TO PAY MEDICARE, WHEN I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AS HEALTHY AS A HORSE.
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i HAD WANTED TO GET A FACIAL AFTER FIVE MONTHS OF NOT HAVING ONE, AND ALSO TO GET MY HAIR DONE, BUT i NEEDED TO GET MY VITAMINS, THAT i HAVEN'T HAD FOR OVER TWO WEEKS, SOMETHING THAT I HAD MENTIONED TO DR/SALMON, AT USC, WHO I BELIEVE MAY HAVE BEEN CHARLENE THERON PERHAPS, IF SHE ACTUALLY EXISTS OR HAS SHE BEEN CLONED AS i WITNESSED A lEOPALDO DO NEAR SAG AFTRA CREDIT UNION IN A BUILDING THAT HAS MARILY MONROE'S LIKENESS IN THE LOBBY.  i MET lEOPOLDO FOR MY PLAY THE ACTRESS AND THE AGENT PLAYING A MINOR ROLE, AND I SWEAR HE SPLIT INTO MULTIPLE IMAGES, SO THIS HOAX TO NOT PAY ME, AND TO ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE USING ME AS THE "ENTERTAINMENT WHORE" AND HOW SO MANY INDIVIDUALS OF VARIOUS AND SUNDRY ETHNIC GROUPS WHO BEDDED ME, GOT PAID OFF, ALSO FROM THE VARIOUS INVESTMENTS WHICH I WAS INVOLVED IN.
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I DO NOT WORK FOR FREE, AND I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WAS BEING PIMPED OUT, THOUGH I REMEMBER MY BROTHER SAYING THAT MY MOTHER WAS FOLLOWING ME OUT HERE TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE I WAS HER MEAL TICKET. I DID NOT KNOW AT THE TIME, WHAT ALL THIS WAS ABOUT.  THAT'S WHY THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY WANTED TO SET ME UP IN A COMPROMISING SITUATION TO EMBARRASS ME TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT I WOULD WANT TO CHANGE MY LOOKS...THIS IS HOW THE GHOULS CONTINUE TO KILL ARTISTS, MUSICIANS(AND HAVE ALL THE INSTRUMENTS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE PAWN SHOPS AS YET AS i HAD REQUESTED, ALL OVER THE WORLD)MUSICIANS NEED THEIR INSTRUMENTS.

SO THAT'S ALL FOR NOW...SORRY I'M GOING TO KEEP LOOKING RAUNCHY FOR AWHILE LONGER, AND YOU "THROWING" YOUNG PRETTY WOMEN AT ME DOESN'T WORK, I HAVE BEAUTIFUL GRANDDAUGHTERS AND A BEAUTIFUL GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IT IS NOT IN ME AND I MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR THAT.  WE ALL MUST BE WHO WE ARE, PERHAPS THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WRITE THE LOVE STORY BETWEEN TWO WOMEN, AND I WILL, I ALREADY HAVE A SCRIPT READY TO GO, VERY SOPHISTICATED TITLED, "SOMETHING CALLED A MARRIAGE" WHICH COULD BE SHOT FOR VERY LITTLE, BUT AGAIN, THIS WILL BE ON MY TIME TABLE, NOT THE GHOULS.  THE NOVEL, I'M ALLOWING TO SETTLE, IN THE MEAN TIME, AS I MENTIONED BEFORE WE NEED WRITERS, PRODUCERS, MANY SCRIPTS, MANY STORIES, BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO START SCRATCHING MY OWN BACK, BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS...THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
(C)COPYRIGHT by Gwendolyn Mitchell 3/12/2014 at 6:05 PM

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