Thursday, May 15, 2014

A Revisit...So How Do You Think HBO's Show "The Tudors" More Fodder for my Stand up- Don't blame me, I'm crazy!

Was able to swipe my dialogue...Copyrighted at that...They're making money off of my work and I haven't even gotten paid first time...These paid cable companies need to be taken to task,,,,Why is it the harder I work, the less I have...This is the USofA, and as an artist, I expect to be paid...I've not only got the credits but the chops to back it up...I know some of you mf'ers, which stands for mother father flubbers...can appreciate this...The man keeps stealing from us, taxing us, when they don't pay any taxes at all, and I can't afford to get a mani pedi,  but you've got these politicians, who are going for botox, breast enhancements, shlong extensions, hair extensions, you name it, and YOU AND I ARE PAYING FOR IT?
I briefly whizzed by yesterday, seeing EX PRESIDENT CLINTON ON AOL NEWS, WHY DO THEY KEEP REFERRING TO HIM AS PRESIDENT, HE'S NOT, AND WHY INSULT BLACKS BY CALLING HIM THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT, I BE DAMN...HE'S STICKING UP FOR HILLARY HIS WIFE, ISN'T THAT SWEET OF HIM, OF COURSE WE KNOW THIS IS JUST A DISTRACTION, BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, IF HE REALLY CARED ABOUT HILLARY WOULD HE HAVE BEEN DOING, THE YOU KNOW WHAT IN AND OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, I MEAN I'M JUST SAYING...I FEEL KINDA EVIL TODAY, WEARING MY HAIR IN A NATURAL DOES THAT TO ME, I'M AFFECTED BY MY DO...THAT'S RIGHT...WHO SAYS POLITICS ISN'T HILARIOUS!!!

SO GETTING BACK TO OUR GLOBAL PLAN, I BELIEVE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING TAXES, NEED TO PAY, AND NO TAXES FOR WE CITIZENS...AT THIS POINT, IT'S MORE THAN SCANDELOUS OF WHAT THESE FOLKS BE DOING TO US...YOU AND ME AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT BELIEVED WHAT THEY TOLD US, IN AMERICA ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WORK HARD AND YOU'LL SUCCEED, OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T MENTION ABOUT THE POLITICIANS, INCLUDING THE ORGANIZED RELIGIOUS GROUPS, WHY SHOULDN'T CHURCHES, AND ALL RELIGIOUS FACILITIES NOT BE TAXED, THEY GOT MORE MONEY OR AS MUCH AS THE POLITICIANS, IN FACT, THEY'RE IN EACH OTHER'S BACK, FRONT AND SIDE POCKETS, WHY DO WE KEEP TAKING THIS?

THEY DO NOT DESERVE ANY MORE THAN 10% OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY AND THAT MAY EVEN BE TOO MUCH...THEY'RE SUPPOSE TO BE PROTECTING OUR BACKSIDES, AND THE ONES WE LOVE, RATHER THAN DOING WITH OUR BACKSIDES WHICH IS ILLEGAL...STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!..

WE'RE AWAKE FINALLY, SO YOU THEIVES NEED TO BE AUDITED LIKE YESTERDAY, AND THOSE SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS, WE'LL GET THOSE TO...YEAH, POLITICS IS OUT OF SIGHT...DYNOMITE! THAT WORD IS IN HONOR OF NORMAN LEAR, WITH THAT SERIES WITH THE ACTOR THAT KEPT SAYING, DIE NO MITE...HILARIOUS...

NORMAN REMEMBER THE SCRIPT I HAD WRITTEN TITLED, FLORIDA'S DIELEMMA, ABOUT FLORIDA FINDING A LUMP ON HER BREAST, AND YOU LIKED IT, AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW DIFFICULT IT IS WRITING BY YOURSELF, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SO PART OF MY CRAZINESS, AND CRAFTINESS TODAY, IS DUE TO GIVING BIRTH TO MY NOVEL, AND I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN BIRTH, THAT'S A FAIR ASSUMPTION I THINK NORMAN, BUT IT IS TERRIBLY PAINFUL, SO TO EASE THE PAIN OF BIRTH I DECIDED TO BE PLAYFUL...SO THERE IT IS...

BEAUTIFUL WEATHER WE'RE HAVING THE TEMPERATURE IS ABOUT TWO HUNDRED DEGREES IN THE SHADE, THE SKIES ARE CLEAR AND BLUE, AND TRAFFIC IS MOVING RIGHT ALONG...OK, THAT'S IT FOR NOW...BUT TUDOR'S YOU OWE ME FOR LIFTING MY WRITING AND ILLEGALLY MAKING IT YOURS...

NOT GOOD, FOR HBO, OR ANY OF THE CABLE COMPANIES, YOU LOSE YOUR CREDABILITY, AND WAS THAT TO GET BACK AT ME FOR CANCELING DIRECT TV?

YES, I KNOW THAT AT AND T AND TIME WARNER RECORDED MY PLAY THE ACTRESS AND THE AGENT DURING THE REHEARSAL AT MY HOME, AND YOU FOLKS HAVE SEVERAL OTHER INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES OF MINE WHICH I EXPECT TO BE PAID, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP STEALING FROM ARTISTS WITHOUT SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS?

YOU GUYS NEED TO GO INTO POLITICS, BUT THEN YOU ALREADY ARE IN POLITICS.  AND AFI WHAT ROLE ARE YOU PLAYING IN ALL THIS?

WELL, THANKS FOR LISTENING AND  I'M ANTICIPATING A NON SEXUAL HAPPY ENDING.

(C) Copyright by Gwendolyn Mitchell on 5/15/2014 at 5:35PM

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