THERE'S THIS RUMOR THAT HAIRY WOMEN ARE SEXIER AND SEXY MEN AREN'T? DO OPPOSITES ATTRACT OR DO SIMILARITIES PROVE TO BE MORE CAPTIVATING... I HAPPEN TO BE A HAIRY WOMAN DEPENDING ON THE CLIMATE...
BY THE WAY EXCUSE MY BO IT IS NOT TO MY LIKING EITHER BUT THIS IS PART OF THE SABOTAGE AGAINST ME, NO SHOWER, NO SUNSCREEN, NO SHAMPOO, NO SUNGLASSES, NO TOOTHPASTE OR TOOTHBRUSH, NO COMB , ILLEGALLY BOARDING UP MY CONDO, AND MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR WILLING MEN TO ASSIST ME...AND NO OPRAH, PLEASE!!!
DID I TELL YOU THAT SHE HAD A THING FOR MY EX HUSBAND AND ATTEMPTED TO LURE HIM WITH THE PROMISE OF USING A HAIR STRAIGHTENER? I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY...BUT AREN'T WE ALL?
THOSE MEN WHO BELIEVE THAT GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES...WHAT MAY BE CHEAPER IS TO BUY A BLOND WIG AND SEXUALLY PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH IT...OH? YOU SAY YOU'VE TRIED THAT ALREADY? WELL KEEP TRYING. I BETTER LEAVE NOW, I'M ATTRACTING FLYS!
THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT I AM NOT PERFECT.
(C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL ON FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2015 AT 4:01PM LA, CA 90093.
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