WHAT IS A REAL MAN...

A REAL MAN PAYS, AND NOT WITH THE WOMAN'S MONEY...OTHERWISE HE'S A PIMP...A REAL MAN WILL LISTEN TO HIS MOTHER, BUT DOES WHAT'S TRULY IN HIS HEART...A REAL MAN DOES NOT RUSH HIS WOMAN SAYING, "COME ON HURRY UP WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE"...A REAL MAN LISTENS TO HIS WOMAN AND NEVER SHOWS HER UP EVEN IF SHE'S WRONG...IF YOU WANT A GOOD WOMAN, TRY BEING MORE OF A GOOD MAN (THAT'S AN OLD COMMERCIAL THAT HAD THE COPY IN REVERSE)... REAL MEN PAMPER THEIR WOMEN...YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY NOOKIE? BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD AND YOU DON'T DESERVE SUCH A SPECTACULAR PRIZE... IN OTHER WORDS, GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND START WORKING FOR YOUR WOMAN AND STOP ASKING HER TO MARRY YOU FOR HER SOCIAL SECURITY AND PENSION...YOU MISERABLE UGLY LAZY BASTARDS... AGAIN, I ASK YOU, "WHERE ARE THE REAL MEN?!!!" (NOTE: OF COURSE THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THIS, MY SON FOR INSTANCE, SAID WITH FINGERS CROSSED AND BAITED BREATH) AND CONVERSELY, WOMEN, WHEN YOU HAVE A REAL MAN, HOW ABOUT GIVING HIM WHAT HE NEEDS AND WANTS, ONCE IN A WHILE, AND NOT TOO OFTEN, OTHER WISE HE'LL EXPECT IT ALL THE TIME, AND SOMETIMES THAT MEANS DROPPING YOUR SELF IMPOSED TITLE AS "LADY" AND GETTIN' "DOWN AND DIRTY"...GUESS WHAT, YOU MAY LIKE IT! (JUST ENDURE WITH A SMILE)...BE KIND TO EACH OTHER, AFTERALL, ALL WE HAVE IS EACH OTHER. (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL ON JAN 29, 2015 AT 7:14AM IN LOS ANGELES, CA 90046 REVISED @ 7:46AM