"Go over and see Edith Head...

FOR YOUR COSTUME FITTING" SIDNEY POITIER ORDERED GIVING ME AN ADDRESS OVER ON MELROSE, AND WHEN I GOT THERE I DON'T RECALL WHO SENT ME SOMEWHERE IN THE BUILDING TO PICK OUT MY WARDROBE FOR THE GEORGE SCHLAUTER (LAUGH IN) SHOW, WHICH WAS THE PREMIERE SHOW OF BILL COSBY'S VARIETY SHOW, GUEST STARRING, HARRY BELAFONTE AND SIDNEY POITIER...AND THE DIRECTOR WAS MARK WARREN I BELIEVE, A BLACK DIRECTOR WHO HAD A BOUT WITH COCAINE, I BELIEVE, JACK FIELDS WAS MY AGENT AT THIS TIME, AND MY ROLE WAS THAT OF "MRS.NEWS" WHOSE HUSBAND (BILL COSBY) ARRIVES HOME AND HE ASKS, "HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY?" AND I PROCEEDED TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED DURING THE DAY, NON- STOP, WHICH ONLY A TRAINED ACTRESS COULD PERFORM... THE RESULT? I NEVER RECEIVED THE CREDIT, THOUGH MY FRIEND AT THE TIME SAID THAT I WAS THE BEST ONE ON THE SHOW...ALSO MY PAY HAD DROPPED FROM $1,000 A DAY, TO APPROXIMATELY $300 A DAY, WHICH I ALLEGE, MOST OF THAT WENT TO THE AGENTS AND MANAGERS,WELL ACTUALLY, ORGANIZED RELIGION...AND ALL ITS NEFARIOUS OUTLETS. SIMILAR TO WHAT GREG MORRIS (THE BLACK GUY ON THE ORIGINAL MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TV SHOW) THE BOMB EXPERT, ETC WAS RECEIVING FROM HIS MANAGER, WAS SUPPOSEDLY $20 A WEEK, AND HE WAS SUPPOSEDLY LIVING IN TRUESDALE ESTATES, A POSH AREA AROUND SUNSET...AND WHEN I HAD HEARD THIS I ASKED MYSELF, WHY WOULD GREG MORRIS ACCEPT SUCH AN OFFER?... AND IVAN DIXON, THE TALENTED BLACK GUY ON HOGAN'S HEROES, A FRIEND WHO SUPPORTED ME IN MY ENDEAVORS, AS I HE, WITH HIS FILM THAT HE HAD TO MORTGAGE HIS HOUSE FOR, "THE SPOOK WHO SAT BY THE DOOR"...WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT IF HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE MONEY TO DO HIS FILM WITHOUT HAVING TO JEPORDIZE (PHONETIC SPELLING) HIS FINANCIAL SECURITY... YES,GREG MORRIS'S MANAGER, AS WAS MY AGENT, JACK FIELDS, WAS, OR SHOULD I SAY IS, A JEW... AND WHAT ABOUT REZA BADIYI, THE WONDERFUL PERSIAN DIRECTOR WHO MARRIED A JEW AND WAS LIVING ON OUTPOST AND LOST HIS HOME SUDDENLY, AS WELL AS, TOMMY TANG THE FOUNDER OF THE WONDERFUL TAI RESTAURANT, CHAN DORA, WHO SUDDENLY WAS MARRIED TO A JEW, DIVORCED AND PROBABLY HIS WIFE GOT A WHOLE LOT OF BIG BUCKS AND OWNERSHIP IN ALL THE CHAN DORA RESTAURANTS INCLUDING THE ONE IN VENICE CALIFORNIA...TOMMY I CONSIDER A FRIEND AS WELL... AND NO JEWS AS YOU KNOW ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES CULPABLE ALL RELIGIONS ARE...AND THAT'S WHY NO ONE HAS THE DESIRE TO TAKE ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HOLLYWOOD SERIOUSLY ANY MORE...UNTIL NOW...PEOPLE HAD ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT ACTORS ACTUALLY MAKE UP THEIR DIALOGUE AS THEY GO ALONG AND SCRIPTS ARE NOT NECESSARY... WHICH IS WHY ONE OF THE SO CALLED HAIRDRESSERS I'VE USED WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF LILLITH, IS ACTUALLY THE ADULT VERSION OF "GERALDINE" A CLASS MATE OF MINE FROM BACK IN YONKERS WHO USED TO BE A CHUBBY LITTLE GIRL WITH ACNE AND "BIG TITS"...SHE NOW OWNS A HAIR SALON SUPPOSEDLY...AND KEEPS SAYING TO ME WHEN I VISIT, WHICH I WON'T ANY LONGER AND HAVEN'T FOR AWHILE,"MATRIX"... KEEP REDOING THE SAME OLD SCRIPTS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY WRITERS SUCH AS ME FOR THE WORK THAT THEY DO... DON'T PAY THOSE THAT DO THE WORK IS THEIR POSITION, JUST STEAL IT FROM THEM, AND BACK UP EVERYTHING THROUGH BOGUS PUBLISHERS, AND BOGUS LITERARY AGENTS, AND BOGUS ATTORNEYS, ETC. ETC. ETC. AND EVERYBODY WILL EVENTUALLY BE BOGUS, AND THE REAL FOLKS, SUCH AS MY SON, ME, MY MOTHER, ETC. ETC. ETC. WILL BE IN THE MINORITY IN NUMBERS AND THE BAD GUYS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT THEY'LL BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE WORLD... OH IKE, YEAH, HE'S STILL AROUND, HE'S IN THE HAIR BUSINESS NOW, STILL RECEIVING A PIECE OF THE ACTION, YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS. DID YOU HEAR, WE GOT MUHAMMAD ALI AND HIS FAMILY DOWN IN LOUISIANA IN SOME BROKEN DOWN SHACK WITH BAD PLUMBING, THANKS TO THE MUSLIMS, OUR BROTHERS, UNDER THE SKIN... AND SEAN, OH MAN, HE LOOKS LIKE AN AVERAGE JOE, WITH GLASSES, SHORT, BUT HIS HAIR'S GROWN BACK SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WEAR HIS TOUPE ANY LONGER AS HE DID WHEN HE WAS DOUBLE O 7...THANKS TO THE BAPTISTS, METHODISTS, AND BLACK MUSLIMS, ETC.OH YEAH, THE SYSTEMS WORKING GREAT, THOUGH WE'VE GOT THIS PAIN IN THE ASS MITCHELL WOMAN, WHO THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT, SURE WE PROMISED, BUT WHAT THE HELL...THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY PROMISED HER THE INHERITENCE, AND SHIT, WE NEEDED THE MONEY, LIKE ALWAYS, SO WE TOOK IT, AM I NERVOUS ABOUT THINGS? "SLIGHTLY, CAUSE THE TRUTH'S COMING OUT, AND THAT'S ALWAYS BAD FOR US, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... PLUS THE WHOLE WORLD NOW IS QUESTIONING RELIGION, AND ALL OUR POLITICAL BUDDIES, YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BUSCH'S RIGHT? YEAH, SOME SAY IT'S OVER, THEY WANT TO MAKE EVERYTHING LEGAL, AND WE GET ONLY 10% AND THEY GET 90!!! IMAGINE THAT? THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DO THE WORK ARE GONNA GET PAID, NOW AIN'T THAT A BULLET IN THE HEAD! (LOUD SHOT IS HEARD) AND THE GAMBINO TUMBLES OVER DEAD, LIKE IN REALLY DEAD, NO COMING BACK, AGAIN AND AGAIN,SO THERE YOU HAVE IT... SOMEONE DIRECTED ME TO A DRESSING ROOM, WITH PLAIN ORDINARY DRESSES, WHEN I THOUGHT EDITH HEAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CUSTOM MADE DESIGNER TO THE STARS, AT LEAST I USED TO SEE THAT ON THE CREDITS IN MOVIES...OH SO THE CREDITS DON'T ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH, AT LEAST MY GLOBAL PLAN WILL CHANGE ALL THAT. WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WORK? BAD UPBRINGING, OR ABSOLUTELY NONE AT ALL, WHICH I OBSERVED WHEN I NOTICED THAT MY GRANDDAUGHTER HAD THROWN HER SANITARY NAPKIN IN THE TRASH WITHOUT WRAPPING IT IN PAPER FIRST, ALLOWING ANY ONE PASSING BY THE GARBAGE BIN, TO BE ABLE TO SEE, AND YOU WONDER WHY MEN AND WOMEN ARE SO TURNED OFF TO EACH OTHER? ALL STUPIDLY PLOTED BY ORGANIZED RELIGION, INSURANCE COMPANIES, ETC.ETC.ETC.WELL YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS BY NOW. THAT'S ALL CHANGED, "GET A JOB" AND SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION IS WAITING FOR YOU TO ARRIVE... SOON, WE'LL BE STOPPING FOLKS IN CARS, FANCY OR NOT, AND ASKING TO SEE THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS AS WELL AS THEIR DRIVER'S LICENCES WHICH IN THE PAST CAN BE MADE FOR A PRICE, AND OF COURSE WE'RE ALREADY ON THE CASE REGARDING ALL COPYING SERVICES, INCLUDING FED EX, CHARLIE CHAN, STAPLES, ETC. ALL, WHEN I SAY ALL, I MEAN ALL...AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING...OUR GLOBE IS ON A HEALING COURSE...AND IT IS HAPPENING. "THERE ARE DEVILS IN THEM THARE HILLS PA!!!" THANKS FOR LISTENING, AND REMEMBER, THIS BLOG IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND ENLIGHTENMENT, ETC.PURPOSES ONLY...ALL WORKS ARE COPYRIGHTED AND PROTECTED UNDER GOD'S LAW, NOT MANKIND... (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN MITCHELL ON JANUARY 23, 2015 AT 4:55PM