DARE I SAY, COULD THE OSCARS BE A SHAM?

CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE AND DON'T FORGET THE RED CARPET CEREMONY STARTS AT 4PM ON FEBRUARY 22ND, THAT'S A SUNDAY, A DAY NORMALLY DEVOTED TO RELIGION (ISN'T EVERYTHING?) AND PERHAPS MOST OF THE PROCEEDS WILL BE GOING IN TO ALL THE VARIOUS RELIGIOUS WAR CHESTS, OR AT LEAST 90% I WOULD SAY, AGAIN, MY GLOBAL PLAN STATES, 90% FOR US, AND 10% FOR THE GHOULS GOONS AND POSERS, COLLECTIVELY. THE OSCARS WILL BE HELD AT THE DOLBY THEATRE ON HOLLYWOOD AND HIGHLAND...ENJOY THE SHOW, I WILL PROBABLY BE WORKING ON REWRITES BUT MY EVERY THOUGHT, PRACTICALLY, WILL BE ON "OSCAR"...THE GOLD PLATED MAN WITHOUT GENETALIA...DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MEETS THAT DESCRIPTION? COMFORTING. HERE IS MY SPEECH THAT I WOULD HAVE MADE HAD THE ACADEMY BEEN ON TIME WITH MY PROPOSITION, AND THE SPIRIT AWARDS AS WELL: "GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...MY NAME? GWEN MITCHELL...MY MOTHER CALLED ME "GWENDOLYN"...THAT'S THE WAY MOTHERS ARE... I AM JUST AN ORDINARY PERSON THAT'S BEEN GIVEN A GREAT HONOR, AND THAT IS TO BRING MY(ADJUSTED FOR LEGAL PURPOSES) GLOBAL PLAN IN TO THE FOREFRONT...A PLAN THAT ELMINATES WAR AND POVERTY AND GIVES EVERY GLOBAL CITIZEN A GOOD AND DECENT HOME THAT THEY MAY CALL THEIR OWN... THIS IS AN ENTRY INTO A BRAVE NEW WORLD...A WORLD WITHOUT END... AND I WISH TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO BELIEVED IN OUR GLOBAL PLAN AND ME, AS I BELIEVE IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! LET PEACE, PROSPERITY AND LOVE RULE FOREVER...FOR ALL OF US...THANK YOU!" (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN MITCHELL ON JANUARY 30, 2015** AT 12:57PM IN LA, CA 90046 **ACTUALLY THIS WAS COPYRIGHTED APPROXIMATELY A MONTH AGO WHEN I DRAFTED THIS, AND DECIDED TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM MY WORK BEING PLAGARIZED AS IT HAS BEEN IN THE PAST I WOULD DOUBLE PROTECT IT, AND IF I COULD WHICH I MAY, TRIPLE AND QUADDRUPLE PROTECT IT, SINCE THIS IS HOLLYWOODLAND...