THANKS OBAMA FOR TICKLING MY FUNNY BONE...

YOU DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR...WHILE SURFING ON THE INTERNET FEATURING AN ARTICLE ON "THE BAY OF PIGS INVASION" DURING JFK'S ADMINISTRATION YOU ALLEGEDLY SAID, "I'M GRATEFUL PRESIDENT ORTEGA DID NOT BLAME ME FOR THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS THREE MONTHS OLD"...THAT'S FUNNY...ALSO, MY RISING SIGN IS YOUR SUN SIGN...AND MICHELLE, I DO GET ALONG WITH CAPRICORN'S VERY WELL...CAPRICORN IS OPPOSITE MY SUN SIGN ON THE ASTROLOGICAL CHART, IF YOU BELIEVE IN THAT SORT OF STUFF... SO THANKS AGAIN BARACK, AND I SEE YOU GET YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR FROM YOUR MOM, REGARDING YOUR FIRST NAME... OH ONE MORE THING, IS MICHELLE YOUR SISTER IN LAW, OR YOUR WIFE? , PLEASE CLEAR THAT UP PLEASE, BILLIONS WANT TO, AND NEED TO KNOW. THANK YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN...I'M REVERTING BACK TO STUTTERING, SORRY, NOT REALLY...BUT YOU'RE "FEELIN'" ME RIGHT? MICHELLE, IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF SPEECH, SO TO SPEAK...BESIDES YOU'RE SECURE I CAN TELL...SO WOULD YOU ALLOW YOUR HUSBAND TO HAVE A MISTRESS?..WONDERING MINDS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW...THANK YOU! WOULD YOU MIND EXPEDITING MY INTERNATIONAL IMMUNITY PAPERS AS WELL AS DOMESTIC, THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO VISIT ALL THE COUNTRIES I HAD MENTIONED IN A PRIOR BLOG...AFTER I DIRECT "A MATTER OF CHOICE" IN MY HOME TOWN OF YONKERS, NEW YORK... I'M TRUSTING THAT YOU AND MICHELLE ARE GOOD LOOKING OUT FOR ME, OR AM I JUST IMAGINING ALL THIS...HELP SET ME STRAIGHT ON THE MATTER, THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN, AND FOR ONE LAST TIME ON THIS BLOG. I PROMISE. C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL ON JANUARY 6, 2015 AT 6:47PM LOS ANGELES,CA