BANK OF AMERICA ATM MACHINE ON SUNSET WITH FULLER ON THE WEST:

MADE A DEPOSIT TODAY, WONDERING WHY I COULD NOT EXTRACT THE MINIMUM AMOUNT...I BELIEVE, THOUGH I COULD BE MISTAKEN, THAT YOU ARE WITHHOLDING ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS OF MINE, WHY? COULD "RALPH'S" HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS? JUST ASKING, AND NO THIS ISN'T FODDER FOR MY STAND UP, I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO WORK ON THAT IN AWHILE...WARNING FOR ANY OF THOSE WHO HAVE PILFERED ANY OR ALL OF MY WRITTEN MATERIAL FOR MY STAND UP, KNOW THAT ALL MY WORK IS AUTOMATICALLY COPYRIGHTED THE MOMENT I HAVE DATED IT, SO THOSE WHO HAVE BREACHED THE COPYRIGHT LAWS I SUGGEST YOU TURN YOURSELVES IN TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION ASAP. NO, I'M DEFINETLY NOT KIDDING, IT'S A FEDERAL LAW, THE POLICE WILL TAKE DOWN THE INFORMATION AND FORWARD IT TO THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FOR FOLLOW UP. THE GUILTY MUST LEAVE AN ACCURATE NAME, ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBER WHERE YOU CAN BE REACHED, AND THE PUBLIC SCHOOL YOU LAST ATTENDED OR HIGHER LEARNING INSTITUTE AND THE NAME OF YOUR TEACHER/ PROFESSOR/ INSTRUCTOR, ETC. ETC. ETC. THANK YOU FOR RESPECTING THE LAW, IT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED AND NECESSARY FOR OUR GLOBAL PLAN TO SUCCEED. (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL ON DEC 1, 2014 AT 12:20PM APPROXIMATELY