"NEVER TELL YOUR AGE"

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY MY MOTHER WOULD SAY THIS," A LADY NEVER TELLS THEIR AGE", SHE WOULD SAY, THOUGH WHEN I DID MENTION HER AGE WHEN SHE WAS PRESENT SHE DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND TOO MUCH...NORMALLY THE RESPONSE FROM THE PERSON DOING THE INQUIRY WOULD SAY,"OH SHE LOOKS GOOD!" AND I WOULD SMILE LARGE BECAUSE SHE'S MY MOM OF COURSE...AND SOMETIMES SHE WOULD GIGGLE SHYLY AND RUB HER EYES SO FIERCELY BECAUSE THEY ITCHED.

I DIDN'T AGREE WITH THE ORDER, BECAUSE IT'S SO VERY IMPORTANT FOR SO MANY REASONS, TO KNOW THE AGE OF A PATIENT, AN ALLEGED OR REAL CITIZEN OF OUR COUNTRY, PARTICULARLY IF TAKING PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE FOR INSTANCE AND ALSO UNDERSTANDING WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE PERSON'S LIFE AROUND THE TIME THAT THEY HAD ENTERED THIS WORLD. I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A HEIGHTENED AWARENESS REGARDING RACE RELATIONS, AND SEXUAL PREFERENCES, AND POLITICS IN GENERAL, WHICH HAS CREATED A BROADER AWARENESS...DURING THE DAYS OF DON'T ASK DON'T TELL WHICH I AGREE, IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS, AND THIS WAS A POLICY STANDARD SINCE THERE WERE SO MANY, UNDERSTANDABLY SO, WHO DIDN'T CHOOSE TO GO INTO THE MILITARY AGAIN, FOR GOOD REASON.

I BELIEVE THEIR KNOWLEDGE WAS PREORDAINED THAT THEY HAD BEEN HERE BEFORE IN A CERTAIN PLACE IN TIME WHEN THE ACTUAL WARS WERE CAMOUFLAGED BY THE WAR WITHIN WARS MUCH MORE SUBTLE MUCH MORE DEADLY THAN THE ONES THAT WERE DEPICTED IN NEWSREELS.

IT CREATED AN ALLOWANCE IF YOU WILL, CALLED AN ALLOTMENT, WHICH WIVES WHO ALLEGEDLY HAD CHILDREN BY THE SOLDIER GOING OFF TO DO BATTLE FOR HIS COUNTRY, AND THERE WAS, YEARS LATER, A PUSH YOU MAY RECALL FOR WOMEN TO BE ALLOWED IN TO THE MILITARY WHICH WOULD CREATE A DOUBLING OF ALLOTMENTS FOR PERHAPS THOSE WHO WERE NOT ACTUALLY WIVES, AND CHILDREN, AT ALL. BUT A GOING BACK IN TIME TO PRODUCE A YOUNGER VERSION OF SOMEONE WHO HAD ONCE LIVED UNDER A DIFFERENT PERSONA, SOMEONE WITH VIABLE CREDITS, FROM THOSE WHO HAD EARNED, AND WAS NOW NEEDED TO CONTINUE THE PERPETUATION OF THE INCREDIBLE HOAX THAT HAD BEEN QUILTED BY MANY...

VERY SIMILAR TO THE PRINT I HAD PURCHASED ,DONE ALLEGEDLY BY FAITH RHINE GOLD, A BEER THAT MY FATHER CONSUMED AND FAITH, A BELIEF SYSTEM AND AN ACTUAL NAME OF MY ALLEGED YOUNGEST GRANDDAUGHTER, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE. A SET UP FOR THE DYNAMIC YOUNG MAN WHO AT THE AGE OF 18 WAS DELIVERED TO THE ARMY BY THE MOTHER OF MY EX HUSBAND, AND WHO MAY HAVE COLLECTED THE ALLOTMENT WHICH WAS DUE HIM WHICH HE HAD NEVER RECEIVED. THE SAME MAY HOLD TRUE WITH MY BROTHER WHO ALSO JOINED THE ARMY, AND MY UNCLE JAMES AND UNCLE EDWIN, ALL SOLDIERS OF THE ARMY WHO CAME BACK PERHAPS QUITE DIFFERENTLY THAN WHEN THEY HAD ORIGINALLY LEFT.

MY FATHER NEVER SERVED. HE WAS NOT A COP, AS I AM NOT A COP, NOT IN REALITY. WHEN I HAD APPEARED IN A TV EPISODE AT UNIVERSAL, APPEARING IN AMY PRENTISS WITH JESSICA WALTERS, THE DAUGHTER PERHAPS OF BARBARA WALTERS, AND LET'S NOT LOSE SIGHT OF PAULA PRENTISS THE WIFE OF RICHARD BENJAMIN ALLEGEDLY WHO APPEARED IN THE FILM, "PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT"...WHICH HAD PUT DOWN FEMALES FIERCELY COMPARING THEM TO MONKEYS.

WHEN I HAD ARRIVED BACK IN THE STAR WAGON PAPERS HAD BEEN STREWN ALL OVER THE PLACE, AS IF SOMEONE HAD BEEN SEARCHING FOR DRUGS, IN FACT, I BELIEVE ART MATTRANO HAD BEEN ONE OF THE ACTORS AND IT WAS JEFFREY HAYDEN, WALTER'S HUSBAND WHO HAD BEFRIENDED ME, WHEN I WASN'T PRESENTED WITH A DRESSING ROOM, AND HE SUGGESTED THAT I TAKE THE LARGE TRAILER WHICH I FELT AWKWARD ABOUT DOING AT THE TIME.

AND BECAUSE I LATER DID AN EPISODE OF THE ROOKIES WHERE I HAD PLAYED A COP AFTER A KILLER PORTRAYED BY JAMES OLSON, WHO IN REAL LIFE OWNED ABOUT 50 ACRES IN MALIBU COLONY...AND AS THEY HAD DONE WITH MY FATHER, WHO WAS A MUSICIAN WHO SUDDENLY HAD A FAMILY WORKING FOR THE GENERAL POST OFFICE ON 34TH ST, MARRYING MY MOTHER WHO I BELIEVE HER SON WAS NOT BY MY FATHER, THOUGH I WAS HIS CHILD.

MY FATHER HAD WORKED ALONG SIDE LBJ WHEN HE TOO WAS WORKING FOR THE POST OFFICE,KNOWN AS FESS PARKER WHO BECAME THE LEGENDARY "DAVEY CROCKETT" AND HAD EVENTUALLY BECAME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND HIS WIFE LADY BIRD, THE FIRST LADY AFTER THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION WHICH MAY HAVE BEEN CONTRIVED IN THE WAR WITHIN WARS. THEIR DAUGHTER DANCING WITH CHUBBY CHECKERS ALLEGEDLY HAVING ALTERED RACE RELATIONS IN THE UNITED STATES.

AFTER THE ASSASSINATION WHICH HAD BEEN PARTICIPATED BY GREECE, RUSSIA, AND AMERICA, YET NOT NECESSARILY NATURAL CITIZENS OF OUR GREAT NATION.

JACK RUBY THE OTHER ASSASSIN, WHICH MAY HAVE LED TO THE RUBY TUESDAY RESTAURANTS IN NORTH CAROLINA PERHAPS WHICH ONCE AGAIN PROVES MY ADAGE THAT THE PRODUCT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE PERSON. AND OTHER ALLIES WHO GAVE US THE SHIPPING MAGNATE, ARISTOTLE ONASSIS, AND THOSE POPULATED THERE ON THE GREEK ISLES, NEEDED TO BE FINANCIALLY SUPPORTED BY THE MORALLY SANE IN AMERICA WHO WERE IGNORANT OF THE FACTS OF WHAT WAS TRULY GOING ON.

AFTER ALL IN GREECE HAIRDRESSERS RETIRE AT 50 ON FULL PENSION, WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT MONEY COMES FROM?

UNAWARE AMERICANS WHO DID NOT MIND PROVING THEIR BELIEF IN THE AMERICAN DREAM, OR THEIR INTENDED NEW COUNTRY BY ARRIVING HERE AND ASSIMILATING ACCENTS AND LANGUAGES TOUTED BY ACTING TEACHERS FROM FOREIGN SHORES, WHO ALSO HAD THEIR ALLEGIANCES WITH THOSE FOREIGN COUNTRIES WHO WERE WILLING TO GIVE HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO SABOTAGE THEIR OWN COUNTRY, OR, PRETEND THAT THEY WERE FOREIGNERS WITH AN ALLEGIANCE TO AMERICA.

IMPRACTICAL AT THIS TIME IN TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN, SINCE EVERY ONE IN THE WORLD SPEAKS ENGLISH. NO MATTER WHERE YOU TRAVEL, LIKE OUR DOLLAR, THE CURRENCY OF RESERVE, IT IS DIRECT, AND PRACTICAL NECESSARY FOR OUR GLOBAL PLAN...IT MAKES PLAIN SENSE.

(C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWEN MITCHELL ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, 2017 AT 3:45 PM AT THE WEST HOLLYWOOD PUBLIC LIBRARY, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90069.