OH YES, AND WHAT ABOUT MY VIRGINIA SLIMS COMMERCIAL...

I'D FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THAT CIGARETTE COMMERCIAL, THAT WAS FUN, DRESSED UP IN COSTUME AS SUFFRAGETTES WITH OUR BIG BONNETS TIED UNDER OUR CHINS AND OUR WIDE HOOPED SKIRTS, SITTING IN OUR MODEL T FORD, JUST THE GIRLS GOING FOR A RIDE "SMOKING" OUR "VIRGINIA SLIMS". I WASN'T SMOKING AT THE TIME WHEN I MADE THIS COMMERCIAL EITHER...I ACTUALLY DIDN'T START SMOKING UNTIL I STARTED DATING A SMOKER, BUT I STOPPED, VIA "COLD TURKEY", AND I WARNED PEOPLE BY PUTTING A SIGN ON MY DOOR, NO SMOKING, WHEN I WAS LIVING AT MASSELIN AVE. AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE IN THIS BUILDING IN UNIT 202 ACTUALLY USED MY TRAMPOLINE AS A HUGE ASH TRAY IN OUR NON SMOKING GYM AWHILE BACK...OF COURSE THE BUILDERS PROMISED TILED WALKWAYS AND A BATHROOM IN THE GYM WHICH I NEVER GOT... I KEEP HEARING CHATTER THAT I WON, WHAT DID I WIN, PRAY TELL OR IS THIS JUST PART OF THE RUSE, OR HOAX OR CORRUPT MARKETING, I'M SURE YOU GUYS FOUND MY PLACARDS IN THE TRASH, NASA OR THAT OTHER TRASH PICK UP...WELL IT'S RAINING, JUST LIGHT DRIZZLE ACTUALLY, IT'S A NICE CHANGE, HOPEFULLY IT'S CLEAN THE AIR...AND THAT'S A GOOD THING! THANKS FOR LISTENING, Y'ALL BE GOOD, OR NOT, BE CAREFUL! (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL ON JAN 26, 2015 AT 6:53PM LA, CA 90046