"THE KILLING OF CAMELOT" XXX RATED

TWO GIRLFRIENDS TALKING. "ALL JOHN'S MIDDLE NAMES SHOULD BE "PIMP!" "NO!" "YES!" "EVEN JFK?" "ESPECIALLY JFK!" "SR. OR JR?" "BOTH!" (SINCERELY)"OH I'M CRUSHED...I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS INCREDIBLE SHOCKING NEWS..HOW CAN WE ESCAPE?" "GET FAT" "OH NO I CAN'T DO THAT"...(MOVING HEAD IN DISBELIEF)...JFK A PIMP?!...WHO DO YOU THINK ASSASSINATED HIM?" "NOT THE RUSSIANS!...AND RUBY KILLED THE SCAPEGOAT!" "DOES THAT MEAN THAT JACKIE WAS A WHORE?" "I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR- PROBABLY A PROSTITUTE- YOU KNOW...SHE HAD VALUE- BEING FIRST LADY AND ALL...WHORES DON'T- THEY'RE JUST WHORES". "THAT'S SAD". "ISN'T IT THOUGH- "PARTICULARLY FOR ME BECAUSE I DON'T CHARGE FOR SEX!" "STUPD! "I'M NOT STUPID!" "I KNOW, BUT ABOUT SEX YOU ARE...DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU ANYTHING?" "NO- NOT ANYTHING THAT MATTERED...BESIDES I THINK I WAS ADOPTED". "REALLY...I CAN BELIEVE THAT- YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FATHER WITHOUT HIS HEAVY MOUSTACHE". "I HAVE A LIGHT MOUSTACHE". "I BLEACH MINE, SEE!" "UMMMOH YEAH...I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE JFK WAS A PIMP". "YEP- THAT'S WHAT MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS WHEN MOM TALKS ABOUT HOW HANDSOME AND WHAT A GOOD PRESIDENT JFK WAS...HE GETS JEALOUS, STUPID- HE CAN HAVE MY MOM'S PUSSY ANY TIME HE WANTS ...SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL...YOU'D THINK HE'S HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF HER TWAT AFTER 30 YEARS. "JANET I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU?" "ME? WHY" "WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN' HAVE YOU EVER GONE FOR THERAPY?" "DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU CALL THERAPY" "YOU KNOW A SHINK!" "HELL NO! WHAT DO I NEED TO GET SHRUNK FOR- I"M SHORT ENOUGH!" (BOTH GIRLS LAUGH AS THEY CONTINUE BOPPING DOWN THE STREET) "THE KILLING OF CAMELOT" (C)COPYRIGHTED ON SUNDAY, JULY 10TH 6"30 PM AT THE WEST HOLLYWOOD FOOD COURT AT LABREA AND SANTA MONICA BLVD, AND EDITED AT THE WEST HOLLYWOOD PUBLIC LIBRARY ON MONDAY, JULY 11, 2016 AT 2:37PM 90069.