A HUMEROUS LITTLE DITTY BETWEEN THE QUEEN...

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AND ONE OF HER ALLEGED DAUGHTER'S, "MARGARET"

OS WE HEAR JAZZ BEING PLAYED OVER SCENE:
INT. BUCKINGHAM PALACE LIVING ROOM - DAY
THE QUEEN MOTHER YELLS OUT:"DAUGHTER!!!"!
MARGARET YELLS, OC: "YES MOTHER!" AS SHE HURRIEDLY ENTERS ONE OF THE PALACE'S SITTING ROOMS.
QUEEN: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE...ALL THESE STRANGE PEOPLE...SO MANY KNEE-GROWS...FROM AFRICA I PRESUME CARRYING STRINGELY SHAPPED OBJECTS...
MARGARET: THEY'RE CALLED INSTRUMENTS MOTHA AND THEY'RE JAZZ MUSCIANS...AND YES, SOME ARE FROM AMERICA AS WELL AS AFRICA.
QUEEN:JAZZ IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE?!...I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH!
MARGARET: WHY YES MOTHA- THEY'RE ARTISTS- AND I SPOKE TO A SOOTHSAYER RECENTLY WHO SAID THAT SOMETHING CALLED WRAP MUSIC IS ON THE HORIZEN...
QUEEN: MY WORD DAUGHTER- REALLY, NEGROES- STRANGE INSTRUMENTS- HAVE YOU BEEN DALLYING IN THE INK WELL AGAIN?
MARGARET SMILES: WELL OF COURSE MOTHA...AFTERALL I TAKE AFTER YOU AND GRANNY!
QUEEN(OUTRAGED)NOW THAT WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH! AS SHE SLAMS HER FANCY WALKING STICK ON THE SILK PERSIAN RUG...

AS THE OS JAZZ GROWS LOUDER AND MARGARET BEGINS TO MOVE HER BODY IN TIME TO THE MUSIC AND THE QUEEN JUST CAN'T HELP HERSELF AS SHE TOSSES THE CANE AND BEGINS GETT'N DOWN WITH THE BEAT WITH HER DAUGHTER...

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NOTE: ANN MIRREN OR WHATEVER HER NAME THE SO CALLED ACTRESS WHO I ALLEGE IS AN AGENT WORKING BOTH SIDES OF THE STREET WHO I SAW ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO PORTRAYING QUEEN ELIZABTH IN THE CORRIDOR OF THE SANTA MONICA LIBRARY, WILL NOT BE APPEARING IN THIS COPYRIGHTED WORK OF MINE, I SAW YOUR AUDITION AND IT WASN'T BAD, BUT I BELIEVE I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE SOME NEW FACES, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND...YOU'VE BEEN ON SCREEN FOR QUITE AHILE MY DEAR, AND I DID SEE YOU IN THAT CLASSIC BLACK AND WHITE JAZZ PHOTO WHERE A CHARLATON PORTRAYING MY FATHER, ROBERT C MITCHELL THE SECOND, WAS ACTUALLY BEING PORTRAYED BY MY ALLEGED HALF BROTHER ROBERT C MITCHELL THE THIRD, THE BROTHER OF THE WOMAN WHO'S BEEN PORTRAYING MY MOTHER, BADLY, WHO DIED IN 2004, AND MY SO CALLED BROTHER DIED IN 2009.

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