HE SAID, MOUTHING THE WORDS..."YOU WON".

WHO WAS THIS MAN? EITHER AN IMPERSONATOR OR THE ONE AND ONLY, "WOODY ALLEN"...BUT WHAT WAS HE DOING HERE IN LOS ANGELES, I KNOW NOT HIS FAVORITE CITY, THOUGH BEING IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY IS ABSOLUTELY REASONABLE FOR WOODY I STRONGLY SUSPECT...

I EARNESTLY LOOKED AT HIM MAYBE A SECOND TOO LONG, AND TURNED, GOING ON ABOUT MY BUSINESS...FEELING VERY IMPORTANT THAT WOODY ALLEN CAME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE FROM NEW YORK TO SEE ME...AFTERALL, NEXT YEAR ARE THE ACADEMY AWARDS AND I EXPECT TO BE PRESENTING THE GLOBAL PLAN SPEECH.

I AM NOT THE KIND OF PERSON TO GO GUSHING OVER A CELEBRITY OF ANY SORT, EVEN WHEN I HAD MET GENA ROWLANDS, SAM SHAW HAD INTRODUCED ME TO HER, IT WAS A VERY QUIET MEETING WITH ME SAYING HELLO AND I BELIEVE SHE RESPONDED IN KIND. AND THAT WAS IT. AND WE SAT TOGETHER IN THE DARKENED THEATRE AS ANY TWO SOMEWHAT NORMAL PERSON, SPEAKING OF MYSELF IN TERMS OF QUESTIONING MY STATE OF MIND.

WE SAT AND WATCHED THE UNEDITED VERSION OF "CHINESE BOOKIE" WHICH HER HUSBAND HAD DIRECTED...NOT MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF HIS MAYBE BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK OR UNDERSTAND CHINESE, BUT, STILL WOMEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE, STARRING GENA ROWLANDS IS CERTAINLY ONE OF MY FAVORITES, BECAUSE THE FEMALE PROTAGONIST REPRESENTED EVERY WOMAN, PARTICULARLY AT THAT TIME AND TO BE TAKEN QUITE SERIOUSLY REGARDING THE STATE OF WOMEN DURING THE LAST PARADIGMS.

WHERE AS "ANNIE HALL" WAS A SPECIFIC TYPE OF CHARACTER, UPPER MANHATTAN GIRL-WOMAN, WHO KNEW HOW TO SNAG A MAN AS NOTE WORTHY AS WOODY ALLEN BY GIGGLING ALOT AND PLAYING STUPID...AND I WONDERED WAS IT TRUE WHAT JILL CLAYBORNE HAD STATED, ALMOST BETTER KNOWN AS, "ANNIE HALL"...SHE HAD SAID THAT WOODY ALLEN HAD PIMPED HER OUT ALL THE TIME.

THOUGH I DON'T FIND THAT A LAUGHING MATTER SINCE IN MY CASE, IT'S TRUE, NOT WOODY PIMPING ME OUT NECESSARILY, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, YET, WE WILL FIND OUT AT TRIAL...

I ONLY DO THE GUSHING WITH PERSONS UNKNOWN, WHO USUALLY SMILE NERVOUSLY WISHING THAT THEY ACTUALLY WERE THE PERSON I HAD SUPPOSEDLY MISTAKEN THEM FOR, THAT'S WAY MORE FUN I THINK.

YES FORREST, I THINK YOUR MATER WAS WRONG WHEN SHE TOLD YOU THAT LIFE IS JUST A BOX OF CHOCOLATES! SAY WHAT?! SO LIFE IS A SMORGASBORG OF TEARS, LAUGHTER, WITH VISIONS OF GRANDUER, UNTIL A RAIN STORM HITS AND YOU'RE CAUGHT NAKED STANDING IN TIMES SQUARE, WITH NO ONE AROUND.

I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND NOW WHY WOMEN ARE REFERRED TO AS "HE" AND MEN AS "SHE"...IT GOES BACK TO THE X AND Y CHROMOZONES...MEN ARE X & Y WHICH I BELIEVE MEANS THAT THEY ARE MORE AMBIVALENT,THEY'LL GO EITHER WAY, MALE AND FEMALE..AND WE GIRLS, ARE JUST DOUBLE THE SAME Y CHROMOZONE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN...WHICH MEANS THAT MEN ARE MORE PRONE TO SUFFERING FROM HEADACHES WHEN THEY DON'T DESIRE SEX WITH US, AND WHY THEY ARE MORE APT TO BE GOLD DIGGERS, AND TO LIE ABOUT THEIR AGE MORE THAN WE ARE PURPORTED TO...AND HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK AT MEN'S BELLIES, HOW MANY OF THEM APPEAR TO BE PREGNANT?...I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYIN' YOU KNOW.

I UNDERSTAND THAT THE NEW SUPREME COURT IS SOLIDFYING AND PROTECTING TRUE AUTHORS THROUGH THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. THE OLD PARADIGM HAD STATED THAT IF YOU CHANGE COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL ENOUGH, YOU CAN BEAT PLAGARISM CHARGES WHICH IS A MISNOMER.

THIS NON APPLICABLE POLICY IS NOW VOID IN RETROSPECT, DUE TO THE OVER USE OF THE TOO VAGUE LAW. WHICH MAY BE HOW MOTOWN HAD WOUND UP WITH THE BEATLES ALLEGED COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, COERCED BY POLITICIANS, AND GOVERNMENT FLUNKIES, WHO WANTED TO MAKE MORE PROFITS EVERY TIME THE MUSICAL COMPOSITIONS CHANGED "OWNERSHIP".

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND HAVE A SUPER TERRIFIC PERSON THAT YOU LOVE TO SHARE WITH, IF NOT, ENJOY THE PLEASURE OF YOUR OWN COMPANY.

(C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWEN MITCHELL ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2016 AT 2:54 AT THE WEST HOLLYWOOD PUBLIC LIBRARY, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90069, AND UPDATED AT THE SANTA MONICA LIBRARY, ON SUNDAY, SEPT. 11,2016 AT 2:55PM.