A REVELATION...

NEVER DID I THINK IN MY WILDEST IMAGINATION THAT I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO A TOP OF THE LINE MYSOGINIST...

YET, BEFORE I DRAW THE WRONG CONCLUSION ALLOW ME TO PLAY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE, MORE PRECISELY, ANGEL'S ADVOCATE, WITH NO AFFILIATION TO THE BASEBALL TEAM, THOUGH I LIKE WATCHING THE ROOKIE NON PROFESSIONALS PRACTISING ACROSS FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL.

ABOUT THIS MORNING, I SPOKE TO MY SON, WHICH BY THE WAY COULD HAVE BEEN JUST MY IMAGINATION WORKING OVERTIME, FOR THE PURPOSE OF DISCOVERING WHO OUR ENEMIES JUST MIGHT BE REGARDING OUR GLOBAL PLAN...THOUGH IT SEEMED VERY REAL.

I ASKED HIM STRAIGHT OUT IF HE HAD TAKEN CREDIT FOR ANY OF MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES, ACTUALLY, I HAD ASKED HIM HAD HE WRITTEN ANY OF THEM, AND HE ANSWERED IN THE AFFIRMATIVE.

I HAD ASKED WHY HE HAD? HE HAD MENTIONED THAT HE AND HIS FATHER WERE CLOSE AND HE FELT THAT HE HAD A DUTY TO HIS FATHER, AS OPPOSED TO ME.

I ASKED HIM IF HE FELT THAT I WAS NOT A GOOD MOTHER TO HIM, REMINDING HIM THAT WE SPENT TIME TOGETHER EVERY WEEK-END AT LEAST WHILE I WAS STILL LIVING IN NEW YORK. ONE OF OUR FUN TIMES WAS WHEN WE RENTED BIKES AND CYCLED AROUND CENTRAL PARK.

I HAD ASKED ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO HAD TOLD HIM THAT SHE WAS HIS MOTHER, RATHER THAN I. BASICALLY HE WAS PRETTY MUCH JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.

I ALSO ASKED IF HE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN IN THE MILITARY? HE SAID "YES, HE'D BEEN IN THE 86TH AIRBORNE AT FT BRAGG, ARMY SUPPORTED.

I ALSO ASKED HIM ABOUT THE PRIVATE CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL THAT HE HAD ATTENDED, KNOWN AS "THE MOUND", ALL MALE, AND THE SAME ONE THAT MADONNA'S "BLACK JESUS" HAD PERFORMED IN HER SHORT FILM...THAT ACTOR, OLDER THAN MY SON, AND HAD ATTENDED "THE MOUND" AND I RECALL THE BLACK AND WHITE FILM THAT MADONNA HAD ALLEGEDLY DIRECTED WHERE AL NO. WEARING A SCOTTISH KILT, SHOWING HIS HAIRY ASS TO CAMERA...THE FILM WAS QUITE INTERESTING ABOUT A FEMALE WHO WANTED DESPERATELY TO BECOME PREGNANT, YET COULDN'T, AT LEAST NOT WITH THE MAN THAT SHE WAS LIVING WITH. SHE WAS TAKING BIRTH ENHANCING INJECTIONS TO HAVE A BABY. SHE HAD LEFT THE MAN SHE HAD BEEN WITH WHO MAY HAVE BEEN INCAPABLE OF IMPREGNATING HER, AND THAT'S WHY SHE WAS BEDDING DOWN WITH THE KILT WEARING "AL NO"...

AND IT WAS "AL NO" WHO HAD FIRST TAKEN ME TO THE "MADONNA INN" IN BIG SUR, WHERE WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE, IN THE RESTAURANT UP IN THE TREE. WHEN CLINT EASTWOOD HAD BEEN MAYOR OF BIG SUR...

YET DIDN'T MADONNA MARRY AN ALLEGED AUSTRALIAN DIRECTOR, PERHAPS A VICTIM, AS THE DEVIANTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO DO WITH ME...ALLOWING FOR A MALE IMPOSTER, POSSIBLY A CRIMINAL, TO COME TO AMERICA AND SABOTAGE AN ALLEGED MAJOR TALENT...A SINGER...SO WHO SINGS THE SON, "AMERICAN WOMAN", I BET NOT AN AMERICAN BORN MALE...ANOTHER ACT OF SABOTAGE AGAINST AN AMERICAN CITIZEN...

MY SON HAD BEEN CARED FOR IN OSSINGING BY A WONDERFUL FAMILY, MRS. PENN AND HER DAUGHTER NAOMI, A SWEET LOVEABLE WOMAN AND I PAID VERY LITTLE CERTAINLY I KNOW THEY DESERVED MORE THAN I PAID, WHILE I TOOK THE BUS TO PLEASENTVILLE, NY AND READERS DIGEST, WHERE I WAS FIRED BECAUSE THE MANAGER SAID THAT I WAS WEARING MY HAIR TOO PROVOCATIVELY FOR READERS DIGEST, AND THUS STARTED THE BEGINNING OF MY MANY FIRINGS, AND SOON WOULD COME THE START OF MY INSTITUTIONALIZATION STARTING WITH BELLVUE, IN ORDER TO CREATE A BACK STORY FOR THE DEVIANTS IN ORDER TO PLAGARIZE MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES, TO PILFER MY REAL ESTATE, AND TO CLAIM MY TRUE HISTORY AS THEIR OWN.

MY MOTHER WAS WORKING IN YONKERS, ON MAIN STREET AT THE TIME, AND SHE HAD TO DRIVE FROM OSSINGING TO HER JOB AS A LONG DISTANCE OPERATOR AT THE HUDSON STREET TELEPHONE COMPANY WHICH WAS EVENTUALLY GOBBLED UP BY AT&T...THE MOST POWERFUL TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMPANY IN THE WORLD.

I HAD ASKED MY SON DURING OUR CONVERSATION THIS MORNING, SINCE I HAD RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT A CAMERA CAN MAKE ANYONE LOOK ANYWAY SELECTED, I RECALL THE FILM WITH BRIDGET FONDA WHICH WAS SHOT I BELIEVE IN CHINA, ABOUT A MOTHER WHO HAD TO PLACE HER DAUGHTER IN AN ORPHANAGE SO SHE COULD BE SAFE AND CARED FOR, WHILE SHE WORED FOR THE MOB, AND HER HERO WAS AN ASIAN, WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN PLAYED BY MY SON. I LOVED THE MOVIE BECAUSE AGAIN IT SHOWED HOW POWERFUL THE "MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION" IS...AND THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN FONDA AND HER ASIAN HERO, WHO BESTED THE BAD GUYS WHO WANTED TO MAKE A DISHONEST WOMAN OUT OF FONDA'S CHARACTER.

THE HERO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HEROINE TO BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN HER VIRTUE AND GET HER CHILD RETURNED. I TRULY ENJOYED THE MOVIE, AND COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT DIDN'T DO WELL AT THE BOX OFFICE. PERHAPS BECAUSE OF THE BLACK MARKET GOING ON IN FILMS, WHERE THEY MAKE COPIES OF MAJOR FILMS, WHICH HAS BEEN SNATCHING THE BLOOD LINE OUT FROM UNDER US.

I RECALL PRIOR TO SEEING THE FILM, HEARING A BLACK DISC JOCKEY GIVE A LUKE WARM REVIEW, GIVING A HO HUM COMING FROM "BIG BOY" IN THE MORNING...WHICH AGAIN, MAKES ME THINK THAT PERHAPS MY SON WAS THE ACTOR PLAYING THE ROLE OF THE HERO WHICH IS WHY THE REVIEW WAS IMPORTANT FOR THE BLACK AUDIENCE TO HEAR WHAT BIG BOY IN THE MORNING HAD TO SAY.

THE ONLY CRITICISM WAS THE TALL BLOND TWINS PART OF THE ANTAGONISTS WHO HAD ATTACKED THE FONDA CHARACTER, AND SHE USED HER WITS TO GET OUT OF THE SITUATION, WHICH I LIKED. I BELIEVE ONE OF THE TWINS WOULD HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENT. THE ACTION SCENES WERE BELIEVABLE AND MOVED THE STORY FORWARD...I LOVED THE BAD GUY WHO HAD POISONOUS ACCUE PUNCTURE NEEDLES PLACED STRATEGICALLY INTO HIS BODY WHICH PARALYZED HIM.

SO WE MUST FIND THE CULPRITS WHO ARE UNDERMINING OUR INDUSTRY, AND I BELIEVE THESE ARE INTERNATIONAL VILLANS MADE UP OF DOUBLE AND TRIPLE AGENTS THAT WANT TO DESTROY THE GREATEST COUNTRY THAT HAS BEEN SABOTAGED FROM WITHIN ITS BORDERS, AND WITH A PRESS OF A BUTTON, CAN TRANSFER FUNDS FROM ONE CONTINENT TO ANOTHER WITHOUT EFFORT IN LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES TO SAY, "SIGH YA NORA" (PHONETICALLY SPELLED)

SO THE POINT OF THIS IS THAT NO ONE IS BEYOND REPROACH OR SCRUTINY THAT'S HOW VERY IMPORTANT SAVING THE WORLD IS FOR NOT JUST US, BUT FOR THOSE BEING BORN IN THE FUTURE.

(C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWEN MITCHELL ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2016 AT 12:56PM WEST HOLLYWOOD PUBLIC LIBRARY, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90069.

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