BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU EAT!

I WENT TO AN ESTABLISHMENT, BURGER KING, OWNED BY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ALLEGEDLY ACCORDING TO ONE OF THOSE YELLOW JOURNALISM RAGS IMPORTED FROM JOLLY OLE'. THE SALAD WAS GREAT FREE RANGE CHICKEN, ICEBURG LETTUCE WHICH I WOULD HAVE MUCH PREFERRED ROMAINE, BETTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HOLD AS MUCH WATER AND IT DOES NOT WILT AS QUICKLY HAS BEEN MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. I ASKED FOR BALSAMIC VINGARETTE DRESSING, AND WHAT I GOT WAS A CREAMY WHITE LIQUID WHICH I THINK WAS A POSER AS WELL. I READ THE INGREDIENTS AND THERE WAS CORN SYRUP AND ANOTHER UNFAVORABLE INGREDIENT WHICH I CAN'T THINK OF NOW. THE SALAD COST 5.99 WHICH I THOUGHT WAS REASONABLE CONSIDERING THAT IT DID HAVE FREE RANGE CHICKEN, THE SUGGESTION THAT I WOULD MAKE WITH THE CHICKEN IS THAT WHATEVER OIL THEY HAD USED FOR GRILLING IT, WAS INAPPROPRIATE IN MY HUMBLE OPINION. OFF TOPIC - DO YOU THINK IT POSSIBLE THAT AMERICA IS BEING CONTROLLED BY SOUTH AFRICA ISRAEL AND ENGLAND AND THOUGHT UP THIS RUSE? AFTERALL THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND HAS ALWAYS BEEN EQUALLY AS POWERFUL AS THE VATICAN. JUST ASKING, NOW DON'T GET YOUR HANKY PANKIES IN A BUNCH? I KEEP HEARING "TOO MUCH" IS THAT BECAUSE YOUR CEREBELLUM HASN'T BEEN EXCERCISED IN QUITE AWHILE? OH DON'T FORGET FOLKS, UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE BLOG IS FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENLIGHTENMENT ENTERTAINMENT AND MY PERSONAL AMUSEMENT AS WELL. DO CONTINUE TO HAVE A DELIGHTFUL DAY - THAT'S MY BRITISH SPEAK - AND YES I AM A YANK, AND PROUD OF IT!!! (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL ON THURSDAY, APRIL 30, 2015 IN LA, CA 90046 USA