PARAMOUNT, PRODUCERS STD.-RALEIGH STD, COLUMBIA, AS WELL..SONY....AND, OJ SIMPSON...

I NEVER MET OJ, THOUGH I REMEMBER HIS COMMERCIALS, RUNNING THROUGH LAX WHILE A FEISTY SENIOR OBVIOUSLY A FAN OF HIS SHOUTED, "GO OJ GO"...NOW MOST OF YOU WERE THINKING THAT OJ WAS THE STAR OF THE COMMERCIAL, AND HE CERTAINLY HAD STAR STATUS...BUT ORANGE JUICE WAS THE REAL PITCH...ORANGE JUICE, CALIFORNIA'S ALLEGED LIFE BLOOD...AS THE MIGHTY APPLE IS NEW YORK'S CALLING CARD, AND THE APPLE AND THE ORANGE ARE RIVALS IN THIS ON GOING WAR, HONEST? YES! IT DOES MAKE YOU THINK DOESN'T IT IF SOMEONE HAS THEIR PRIORITIES SITUATED IN THE WRONG PLACE, THOUGH I DID ORDER PINEAPPLE JUICE FOR MY RECENT SMOOTHIE AT THE SNACK BAR, WELL STOCKED AT THE SANTA MONICA LIBRARY... TO SHOW HOW BAD THE ALLEGED TALENT AGENTS WERE WOULD IT MAKE SENSE FOR AN ACTRESS OR ACTOR WHO APPEARED IN A FEATURE THAT ALLEGEDLY GROSSED OVER 140 MILLION IS WHAT I HAD BEEN TOLD, MAYBE THEY WERE SPEAKING OF THE OTHER FILM THAT WAS MADE AT THAT TIME, THE ONE THAT I HADN'T SIGNED ON TO, OR WAS EVER PRESENTED A CONTRACT OR A SCRIPT FOR...I KEEP HEARING THAT I WON...CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT IT IS I HAVE WON...AND I WONDER IF I EVEN WANT IT. NEVER HAVE A LEAD, A PROFESSIONAL GO FROM APPEARING IN A FEATURE TO DOING TELEVISION...PARTICULARLY WITH UNPROFESSIONAL ACTORS WHO CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR LINES AND THIS CAN AND DOES HAPPEN FROM TIME TO TIME, BUT TO BE THAT UNPREPARED PARTICULARLY WHEN THE ACTRESS, IN THIS CASE, WAS DOING THE SHOW AS A FAVOR, AT UNIVERSAL. THIS SUBJECT I SPOKE ON IN MY BLOG HOW I GOT A CALL FROM THE STUDIO I HAD TURNED DOWN A PRODUCER SAYING TO ME, THAT HE'D LIKE FOR ME TO APPEAR ON MARCUS WELBY MD AND I TOLD HIM WHAT MY RATE WAS, HE KNEW THAT MY AGENT AT THE TIME WAS DON WOLF, NO, NOT "DOM","DOM" IS WHO SALLY WOLF'S ALLEGED HUSBAND TURNED IN TO AFTER HE ALLEGEDLY DIED, AND CAME BACK AS DOM, TO CARRY ON HIS SO CALLED COMEDY WRITING, WHICH I ALLEGE HE HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER, AND ALSO TOOK MY SKIT WITH BARBARA BUSH AND BETTY WHITE, AND OF COURSE MY OTHER SKITS, AND THE TAPE I HAD SENT TO THE BBC AND WHAT THEY RECORDED AT THE SANTA MONICA COMEDY STORE ONLY A COUPLE OF BLOCKS FROM HERE. SALLY AS YOU KNOW BY NOW IS MY NEIGHBOR IN 206, AND SALLY HAS BEEN CLONED THAT'S FOR SURE, SOME DAYS SHE WAS NOTICEABLY SHORTER THAN OTHER DAYS, AND SHELLY HER ALLEGED DAUGHTER WHO WORKED WITH ME AT ONE OF SUZANNE GANIER'S ROOMS, SELLING A REAL ESTATE DEAL, ALSO ON BALBOA BUT CLOSER TO THE ENTRY TO THE FREEWAY. NOW SHELLY WENT TO ALCHOLIC'S ANONYMOUS, AND I WAS WONDERING HAD SHE EVER HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN CHARLIE, WHO ALSO WAS A MEMBER OF NOT TRIPLE A BUT DOUBLE A. IT WAS AN INTERESTING EXPERIENCE TO SAY THE LEAST, AND SUZANNE IS VERY TALENTED, SHE CAN DO AN IMPRESSION OF THE MANAGER OF HARRISON ASSETS, BETTER THAN ANYONE I KNOW, IN FACT, WHEN SUZANNE KNOCKED AT MY FRONT DOOR TO MY CONDO WITH A BUNCH OF PAPERS IN HER ARMS, APPEARING AS A MALE, I KNEW IT WAS HER, NOT THEN, BUT AFTER THE FACT, I SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HER FACE, THAT WAS WAY AFTER THE FACT. BUT YOU GUYS AND GALS APPARENTLY WATCHED ME IN THE PHONE ROOM I FIGURE AND THE INFORMATION I HAD DELIVERED ABOUT PEOPLE WITH HUE DARKER THAN ME, SOMETIMES WAY DARKER,PARTICULARLY EAST INDIANS WERE CONSIDERED WHITE, AS LONG AS THEY HAD STRAIGHT HAIR, AND I HAD MENTIONED THAT IF YOU CLAIMED TO BE WHITE AND YOU COULDN'T RUN A COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR, YOU COULD NOT CONSIDER, OR REFER TO YOURSELF AS WHITE, THIS IS A SOUTH AFRICAN RULE THAT I HAD READ ABOUT SOMEWHERE. AND THERE JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE AN EAST INDIAN WORKING IN THE ROOM, IN FACT MORE THAN ONE, AND THEY WAS STEADILY ON THE PHONE, SPEAKING IN THEIR NATIVE TONGUE, NOT ENGLISH,AND ABOUT WHAT I DON'T KNOW. PERHAPS HE WAS SPEAKING TO SOMEONE ABOUT MY SCREENPLAYS I HAD BACK AT MY CONDO, BECAUSE WHY I SAY THAT, IS THAT A GOOD LOOKING COUPLE, HE WAS JAPANESE AND SHE WAS A BLOND ANGLO, AND I RECALL HER ASKING ME IF I HAD EVER HAD PROBLEMS WITH DATING SOMEONE OUT OF MY RACE, BECAUSE SHE WAS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HER ALLEGED JAPANESE MOTHER IN LAW. THEY HAD RENTED THEIR UNIT TO THE SINGLE CAUCASION GUY WHO I IMAGINE IS STILL THERE, WHO ALLEGEDLY WORKS FOR A LAW FIRM WITH THE NAME "COLLINS", BUT BEFORE HIM, THERE WAS AN EAST INDIAN FAMILY WHO HAD MOVED IN, FOR A BRIEF PERIOD, AND I HAD NOTICED IN HIS AUDI THAT THERE WAS LOTS OF COMPUTER STUFF WITH LOTS OF BLINKING LIGHTS, AS IF THEY COULD HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRING INFORMATION PERHAPS FROM MY DESK TOP COMPUTER, INTO THEIR TWO OR THREE COMPUTERS WHICH WERE ON THE BACK SEAT OF HIS AUDI PARKED IN THE GUEST PARKING SPACE. I CALLED THE HOLLYWOOD POLICE WHICH I THOUGHT AT THE TIME THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAD LEGAL JURISDICTION IN THE AREA, AS THE FIRE DEPT. ETC. WHICH THEY DON'T I RECENTLY HAD FIGURED OUT, SINCE HOLLYWOOD'S ZIP IS 90028, AND AGAIN, MY CONDO IS 90048, AND AGAIN, THOUGH I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THIS AT THE TIME THIS IS A RECENT REVELATION. WHO KNOWS MAYBE THEY HAD BROUGHT MY SCREENPLAYS AND PLAYS TO INDIA AND SOLD THEM PERHAPS TO THE SO CALLED BRITISH DIRECTOR WHO HAD DIRECTED "TRAIN SPOTTING" HIS NAME IS "DANNY BOYLE" AND WHY DID THE ALLEGED QUEEN OF ENGLAND SAY SHE ONLY HAD 30 BILLION, BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT SHE KNEW THAT AS THE COVER FOR THE REAL QUEEN THAT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ME FOR THE ALLEGED PLAGARISM OF MY WORK FOR ALL THESE MANY YEARS, AND OF COURSE ENGLAND IS NOT THE ONLY CULPABLE ONE, AS YOU KNOW. THAT'S WHY I STATED WE'LL TAKE THE 30 BILLION AS A DOWN PAYMENT FROM ENGLAND...AND YOU DO KNOW WHERE I STATED THE TRUE QUEN AND QUEEN MOTHER ARE AT, WITH THEIR FALSE TEETH LACKING IN THEIR MOUTH, TO CREATE A SYMPATHETIC REACTION FROM ME. IT WORKED, BUT AGAIN IT GOES BACK TO THE AFRICAN MAN WHO STATED TO ME, "YOU ARE TOO KIND" NOT UNDERSTANDING AT THE TIME WHAT HE WAS REFERRING TO. DANNY BOYLE HAD DIRECTED THE BRITISH FILM BASED ON THE AMERICAN TV GAME SHOW, "DO YOU WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?"...AND YOU MAY RECALL THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL SCENES WITH PHONE ROOMS FEATURED IN THE DARK... SO YES'M MS SCARLETT, YOU'SA GOTS TO PAY UP (HA-HA)...AND I BELIEVE THAT SHELLY IS ACTUALLY CHARLIZE THERON WHO HAD BEEN THE ACTRESS IN THE FILM WITH JODIE FOSTER I BELIEVE, I COULD BE WRONG, ABOUT THE QUAKERS WITH SAMUEL JACKSON, AND SHE LOOKED QUITE DIFFERENTLY, AND THE FILM WITH TOM CRUISE, AND THAT LEADING LADY TITLED, "TOP GUN" WHICH I NEVER SAW, NOT REALIZING OF COURSE THAT WITH A GOOD MAKE UP ARTIST, ANY ONE COULD LOOK ENTIRELY DIFFERENT, WITH WIGS, AND NOSE PUDDY, IN FACT I ACTUALLY SAW A PERSON RECENTLY WHOSE NOSE FELL OFF, I WAS ALARMED, BECAUSE I WAS IN A JUSTIFIABLY AGITATED FRAME OF MIND AT THE TIME BUT MONTHS LATER ONCE I GOT MY BEARINGS, I RETURNED RECENTLY TO DISCOVER TWO WOMEN WHO WERE JUST FINISHING UP THEIR MEAL, AT MY FRIEND'S RESTAURANT PERHAPS, TITLED, "ROBERT'S CUISINE" WHICH HAD BEEN STARTED YEARS AGO BY A BLACK MAN DOWN IN VENICE BEACH, WHO BEFORE HE HAD OPENED HIS RESTAURANT, HE HAD A PRIVATE PARTY IT WAS AROUND OSCAR TIME, AND PETER FINCH WAS UP FOR BEST ACTOR, AND I HAD INVITED LOIS PYSER AND I DON'T KNOW WHO I BROUGHT IF ANYONE, AND I WAS ATTENDING AFI AT THE TIME SO IT HAD TO BE IN 1975...AND MARLENE CLARK AND HER DATE, WEARING A SAILOR SUIT REMARKED HOW PETER FINCH WAS RUNNING AROUND TOWN MAKING APPEARENCES AND HE WAS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. DID HE NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK. SO, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE IN SHOW BIZ, BECAUSE IT'S CERTAINLY NOT AN INDUSTRY FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, BUT IT WILL BE AN EXCITING INDUSTRY TO BE A PART OF IN THE NEAR FUTURE. AND WHY ARE THESE INGRATES REFERRING TO ME AS, "HE", AGAIN, THEIR DISCRESTIONS LEAD THEM TO DO OUTLANDISH THINGS, AMAZING WHAT SOME PEOPLE WILL GO THROUGH SO THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORK, STEAL, KILL, MAKE MANY OF US GOOD PEOPLE MISERABLE...AND AGAIN, THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS FIRM KNOWN AS A T & T AT THE MOMENT, ALSO PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS PAC BELL, AND DID I MENTION I WAS A SPOKES PERSON FOR SOUTH WESTERN BELL AND THEY TRIED CHEATING OUT OF MY RESIDUALS, CLAIMING THAT THE COMMERCIAL WASN'T RUNNING. I MADE MY COMPLAINT TO SAG, AND THEY DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I SLEUTHED ON MY OWN FOUND A TRUE HUMAN BEING AT THE AD AGENCY WHO WAS KIND ENOUGH TO MAIL ME THE SCHEDULE OF WHEN THE COMMERCIAL WOULD BE PLAYING. SOMETHING WHICH HAD ALWAYS BEEN USUAL WHICH IS WHAT WE WILL BE GOING BACK TO, BUT FIRST, I AM IN LINE FOR THIS INVESTIGATION, AND I AM NOT INTENDING TO PAY FOR ANY OF IT, BECAUSE I BELIEVE ALL POLITICIANS AND RELIGIOUS LEADERS AND THEIR ADVOCATES, NEED TO PAY ME FOR ALL THE YEARS OF TREACHERY, BECAUSE THAT CERTAINLY WHAT IT IS AND WAS. AND NO HARM CAN COME TO ME, BECAUSE I DO HAVE TRUE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES, AND THEY ARE WATCHING OUT FOR ME. REMEMBER CHECK SAG MEMBERS, AND ALSO MEMBERS FROM SAG-AFTRA, AND ALSO ACTORS EQUITY WHICH I SHOULD ALSO BE ON WITH THE PLAY,"IMMACULATE MISCONCEPTION. IN FACT THE SOUTH WESTERN BELL COMPANY WAS SHOT IN, GUESS WHERE, SANTA MONICA, NOT TOO FAR FROM GOLD LINE, AND I RECALL THE WHITE, BLOND MAKE UP ARTIST WHO DID A GOOD JOB, ASKED ME FOR $15 FOR TEETH WHITENING, WHICH I GAVE TO HER, AND I NEVER RECEIVED THE TEETH WHITENING, SO THERE WAS A STRANGE VIBE, AND THE PRODUCER OF THE COMMERCIAL, GUESS WHAT, HE WAS A BLACK MAN. AND I HAD AUDITIONED ON LABREA, AND THE COMMERCIAL WAS SHOT IN COLORADO, WHILE I WAS STILL WORKING FOR TOPZ OR BIC I BELIEVE. I LIKED COLORADO, AND I RECALL A VERY NICE WHITE GUY WHO WAS EXTREMELY SUPPORTIVE OF ME ON THE SET, HE MAY HAVE BEEN REPRESENTING THE CLIENT, OR, HE MAY HAVE BEEN THE PRODUCER. SO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE SAYING, "YOU'RE WELCOME", YOU NEEDN'T SAY THAT TO ME, IT'S NOT NECESSARY, BECAUSE USUALLY I DO SAY THANK YOU, AND YOU'RE WELCOME WHEN EVER APPROPRIATE AND ACTUALLY WHEN EVER POSSIBLE. BUT DON WOLF FROM NEW YORK, AND JAY WOLF, AND JAYNE OLIVER (DUSTIN HOFFMAN'S AGENT WHO I HAVE NEVER BEEN INTRODUCED BUT DID SEE A COUPLE OF DUSTIN'S RECENTLY, ONE STANDING OUTSIDE OF THE SUPER MARKET) AS WELL AT CMA,OR IT MAY HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE...ANOTHER TACTIC THAT THESE NEFARIOUS STUDIOS PLAY AGAINST "HOT" THESPIANS...BY HOT I MEAN CURRENT...(AGAIN, WHY DO THEY COUGH? IT CONTINUES AND IF THIS IS PART OF THE RUSE, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY) ANYWAY, THIS CREEP SAYS AFTER I TELL HIM MY DAILY RATE OF $1,000. HE SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE OUT IN AN HOUR OR TWO...AND I MADE MY MISTAKE BY ACQUIESING, BUT I WAS NEW TO HOLLYWOOD. OH AND YES ABOUT THE ABOVE MENTIONED STUDIOS, I REMEMBER A FRIEND OF MIND WHO REMARKED HOW RALEIGH STD WAS UP FOR SALE, AND THE MEXICAN AMERICAN'S BOUGHT IT, AND HE SAID, OR AT LEAST IMPLIED, "WHY CAN'T BLACK PEOPLE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" WORD! (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWEN MITCHELL ON MONDAY, APRIL, 11, 2016 AT 6:08PM, AT THE SANTA MONICA PUBLIC LIBRARY IN SANTA MONICA, 90401