SO WHAT I'M THINKIN'...

IS THAT BESIDES MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY SOLELY WRITTEN BY ME, HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW THERE ARE TWO NAMES AS AUTHOR OF AN AUTOBIO WHICH I GUESS MEANS A COLLABORATION BECAUSE THE NON FICTION PERSON IS PROBABLY TOO LAZY OR BUSY TO TAKE THE TIME AND WRITE THEIR AUTOBIO WHICH IS NOT MY CASE, I WILL BE WRITING MY OWN AND OF COURSE HAVE STARTED WRITING IT UP TO ABOUT TWO HUNDRED SOME ODD PAGES OF WORKING TITLE, "LITTLE BITS" AKA "NOBODY'S GIRL"...AKA, "LIFE IS NOT WHAT YOU MAKE IT, IT'S BETTER!" ALL ARE COPYRIGHTED. SO I'M THINKIN' SINCE MY BLOG HAS BECOME AWSOMELY POPULAR, AND THANK YOU FOR THAT, IT TOO IS GOING TO BE A BOOK. AS I SCREAMED IN MY TINY CELL AT THE TEMPLE STREET JAIL ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY THAT I'VE HAD SINCE 1992, AND I CANNOT GET INTO THE BUILDING TO GET MY MAIL, TAKE A SHOWER, WASH MY HAIR AND BLOW DRY IT AND COOK MY FOOD, SINCE APPARENTLY IT IS MY JOB TO SUPPORT THE ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA WHICH I HAVE APPARENTLY BEEN DOING SINCE I HAD ARRIVED IN 1972. FUNNY, NOT LIKE IN HUMEROUS BUT FUNNY AS IN BIZARRE HOW AFTER PETER EPSTEIN BROTHER OF BRIAN ALLEGED MANAGER OF THE NOT SO NICE FOUR BEATLES, WRONGLY FIRED ME THAT 7218 HILLSIDE'S HOA ASSOCIATION SUDDENLY WENT BANKRUPT. AND THE CURRENT BOARD IS MADE UP OF A WOMAN WHOSE FATHER A SUPPOSED STRUCTURAL ENGINEER CHARGED A FEE OF $3900 TO WHICH I HAD TO PAY A PART OF, AND THEN HE SUDDENLY DIED, BUT NO SADNESS BECAUSE I BELIEVE HE PROBABLY CAME BACK. THE DEITZ'S ALLEGED HUSBAND AND WIFE ATTORNEYS WHO TOOK OVER DARLA MCBRIDE AND HER ALLEGED HUSBAND BOBBY MENDOZA'S UNIT WHICH THEY HAD NEVER PAID FOR, HAVING LEFT PINNACLE APARTMENTS AT THE TOP OF FULLER, AND PINNACLE OF COURSE IS ALSO A LACK LUSTER COMMERCIAL AGENCY MADE UP I ALLEGE OF THOSE IN WITNESS PROTECTION WHICH I AM NOT. DARLA OF COURSE FORMING THE WHITE WOMAN MEXICAN MALE CONTINGENCY WHO GOT PAID ALLEGEDLY 149,000 DOLLARS, BOUGHT A HORSE NAMED MAJESTIC FOR BOBBY HER ALLEGED HUSBAND AND LEFT A GOOD BOTTLE OF WINE FOR ME, WHICH I BELIEVE BARRY GORDY GAVE HER TO GIVE TO ME, WHICH BY THE WAY I RETURNED. SHE ALSO HAS A COPY OF MY TELEPLAY, "SOMETHING CALLED A MARRIAGE". ALL OF THIS INFORMATION I DEPARTED ON MY BLOG. SO THANKS FOR THE OFFER BUT CURRENTLY I AM NOT HIRING ANY WRITERS TO WORK ON ANY OF MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES EVEN IF THEY HAPPEN TO BE EARNEST HEMMINGWAY OR FAULKNER, THANKS SO MUCH. SO THANKS SO MUCH FOR LISTENING TO ME, YOU'RE GREAT!!! (C)COPYRIGHTED BY GWENDOLYN L MITCHELL ON FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH, 2015 AT 12:58