DUE TO THE UNSAVORY ACTIONS WITH A PARTICULAR BANK

WHICH WILL GO NAMELESS FOR THE TIME BEING, BUT I'M SURE IT WON'T BE TOO DIFFICULT TO FIGURE OUT WHICH BANK I'M ILLUDING TO...
MR. ALBERT NOVIAN OF MELROSE CARPETS, I MUST RETRACT MY OFFER TO YOU OF BEING EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE BEAUTY STEALERS, SINCE APPARENTLY I'M TOO NICE FOR MY OWN GOOD AND INDIVIDUALS WHO THINK THAT I'M TOO WEAK TO CARRY OUT MY OWN GLOBAL PLAN, AND CERTAINLY THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOUR ONLY CONCERN WAS WHAT I HAD DONE WITH MY 1990 INFINITI WHICH I HAD GIVEN TO CHARITY, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE IN ANY CONDITION TO CARRY OUT ANY POSITION REGARDING MY GLOBAL PLAN OR ANY OF MY PROJECTS WHICH I HAVE AUTHORED.  SO JOON I MUST RETRACT MY OFFER, BESIDES I BELIEVE I'VE BEEN MORE THAN GENEROUS TO YOUR FAMILY, SUGGESTING OF COURSE THAT THEY INCORPORATE THAT THEY REMOVE THE WPRD "DISCOUNT" FROM MELROSE DISCOUNT CARPETS. AND OF COURSE, REPRIMANDING YOU ON SELLING ME SECONDS FOR FIRST, LETTING YOU KNOW THAT WE DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT HERE IN AMERICA.

SECONDLY, THE BANK THAT I HAVE NOT ONLY WORKED FOR WHILE LIVING IN NEW YORK, BUT IN ADDITION APPEARS NOT TO BE ETHICAL, AND I ALLEGE THAT THEY ARE CATERING TO YOU, AT COST TO ME, THINKING PERHAPS THAT YOU ARE TRULY AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER WHICH YOU ARE NOT, AND YOUR FATHER AMIER, I RECALL HAD DIED ABOUT TWO YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER, AND YOUR BROTHER IN LAW WHO WAS MARRIED TO MINA, A PSYCHIATRIST SUPPOSEDLY WAS DYING AT THE SAME TIME AS MY MOTHER AS CEDARS, SO NOT TO BELABOR THE POINT AND TO BE SPECIFIC ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR BANK, WHEN I MADE MY DEPOSIT ON MAY 1ST I SPECIFICALLY WROTE A NOTE TO THE TELLER ASKING HER WHAT MY BALANCE WAS.  SHE TOLD ME, AND I ALSO ASKED IF THERE WAS ANY NEGATIVE AMOUNTS DUE, WHICH SHE HAD REPLIED THAT THERE WEREN'T.

HOWEVER TODAY, FIVE DAYS LATER, THE BANK IS SUDDENLY IS CHARGING ME OVER MINUS $208. AND CHANGE WHICH MAKES NO SENSE.  HOWEVER, WHAT THEY DID WAS CHARGE ME 4 DIFFWERENT TIMES  FOR CHECKS THAT I BELIEVE I HAD ALREADY BEEN CHARGED, SO THEY COULD KEEP OVER TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS OF MY MONEY. 

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE PLOY REGARDING TWO BANKS IN PARTICULAR THAT WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PASS SCRUTINY REGARDING MY GLOBAL PLAN, WHICH IS MINE, AND MINE ALONG AT THIS POINT, AND YOU NO TALENTS THAT THINK YOU CAN BOGARD YOUR WAY IN TO THIS PLAN WITHOUT THE APPROPRIATE SCRUTINY, FORGET IT, I DON'T CARE WHICH BANK OR HOW BIG YOU THINK YOU ARE.  I KNOW WHO MY BLOOD RELATIVES ARE, AND EVERYONE WITH THE LAST NAME IS NOT A RELATIVE, ONLY WHEN IT'S TO SOMEONE'S DEVIOUS ADVANTAGE DO PEOPLE WANT TO CLAIM ME. WELL GUESS WHAT, NO THANKS.

I WILL CHOOSE WHO WILL BE ON THE BOARD, AND I SEE THAT BUILDING ON LABREA THAT MILLENIUM THE CLIENT OF AFLAC IS GOING TO HAVE MUCHO PROBLEMS WITH THAT BUILDING ALREADY, NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH IS GOING TO BE THE PARKING.

I ADVISE YOU TO RETURN THE TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHT DOLLARS YOU REMOVED FROM MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT LEGAL AUTHORITY.  YOUR ACTIONS WERE NOT ONLY DIABOLICAL, BUT SNEAKY AS WELL.  THERE ARE MANY, MANY, GOOD BANKS, ETHICAL BANKS THAT WILL WELCOME BEING PART OF THE GLOBAL PLAN'S NETWORK.

THANKS FOR LISTENING...AND YOU MOTHA'S HAVE A HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, SUCKA'S.
(C) COPYRIGHT BY GWENDOLYN MITCHELL 5/10/2014